frankenstein (not the cat)
August 16, 2009, 10:29 am
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Kelly-Ann and I had a busy, kind of scary weekend.

On Friday, my roommate Winn called us at 2PM and said that he would be home in 4 hours. We were really excited, and we couldn’t wait to see him. We were planning on going to a party, so we got ready and waited for him to arrive.

Just past 6, we started to think “oh, he just stopped somewhere to eat. He’ll be home soon.” Another hour passed, and then another. We called his cell and sent him a text. No answer.

“Well, maybe he stopped somewhere to visit a friend. He’ll call us back soon.”

It was 3:30AM and we still hadn’t heard ANYTHING. Super scary, right? So Kelly-Ann called 911 and told the operator the story. A police officer called her afterward and told us that there was nothing that we could do until he had been missing for 24 hours.

The next morning, Kelly-Ann called campus police. The officer couldn’t give us any of his home information, but he called Winn’s home number and left a message to call us.

Still nothing.

Kelly-Ann and I decided that there was nothing that we could do really until we heard back from his parents, so we decided to run errands and wait to hear back.

While I was driving, I decided to call Winn one last time to try to get in contact with someone. It rings for a bit and then a man answered.

“Are you looking for Winn? You can reach him at ###-###-####.” Awesome! I dialed the number and got a familiar voice.

It was Winn!!!

He told me that had gotten sick and blacked-out while driving home. He rolled his car on the highway. Luckily, he only had a cut on his head and a sprained ankle. He told me, “I look like Frankenstein right now.”

We were so happy that Winn was alright!

It made us think about how much we don’t know about each other. On the drive home, I put all of my family’s numbers in Kelly-Ann’s phone, just in case of emergency. Hopefully nothing like this will happen again!


more quotes, yo
May 9, 2009, 10:48 am
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If you’ve got boobs, we’re signin’ ’em!


…and the first thing I saw was was “all nude male review” in blinking lights and giant stars over crotches!

fun stories.
April 17, 2009, 7:39 pm
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Newest top search term? “dream analysis monkeys chasing”


Today, Kelly-Ann, Winn, and I signed the lease to our new apartment for Aug 09-July 10. We had a great time being ADD and distracting the leasing agent. When he asked us about any requests that we might have, we started to get curious.

“What kind of requests?” we asked.

He started to explain the different scenarios that would require special requests, such as wanting to live in a certain building or a certain end of the building etc.

Ideas began churning.

“Oh well, I have a request…. I don’t want to be on the side with the main street” says Winn. He’s the subdued one of the group.

Kelly-Ann and I stayed silent for a short time before she came up with the best request ever.

“Can we live next to hott boys? … that aren’t jerks?” The leasing agent laughs, but his pen remains still. After plenty of persuasion, we talked him into actually writing that on our request form as request number 2.

Did I mention that we picked the hot pink request paper?


ohhh sillypants
April 5, 2009, 9:20 pm
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Hey Winn!!!


Hi! How are you?

(walks outside)