thoughts.


fun stories.
April 17, 2009, 7:39 pm
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Newest top search term? “dream analysis monkeys chasing”

and….

Today, Kelly-Ann, Winn, and I signed the lease to our new apartment for Aug 09-July 10. We had a great time being ADD and distracting the leasing agent. When he asked us about any requests that we might have, we started to get curious.

“What kind of requests?” we asked.

He started to explain the different scenarios that would require special requests, such as wanting to live in a certain building or a certain end of the building etc.

Ideas began churning.

“Oh well, I have a request…. I don’t want to be on the side with the main street” says Winn. He’s the subdued one of the group.

Kelly-Ann and I stayed silent for a short time before she came up with the best request ever.

“Can we live next to hott boys? … that aren’t jerks?” The leasing agent laughs, but his pen remains still. After plenty of persuasion, we talked him into actually writing that on our request form as request number 2.

Did I mention that we picked the hot pink request paper?

WIN.



this made me laugh really hard
April 12, 2009, 11:59 am
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My most recent top search term?

“interpret dreams of orange juice”

Oh yeah.



top searches
February 10, 2009, 10:52 pm
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FINALLY! I have some good “top searches” to share…. where to start?

  • dream interpretation chasing girl
  • dream interpretation mountain lion
  • dream analysis of throwing people down elevator shaft?
  • dream interpretation
  • two women in a truck

They still aren’t as funny as “elf in a briefcase,” but I think I’ll live. Hopefully there will be more where these came from.



search results
February 2, 2009, 1:01 pm
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I’m not sure if you guys know this, but I can see whatever search terms that people use to find my blog using Google or any other search engine. My roommate always has all of these funny stories about “elves in a briefcase” or things like that showing up in her stats, but I never have any good stories. That’s sad! I want to write something totally ridiculous here so that someone out there who uses a crazy search term will find my blog and I can laugh about the stats…. hmm so what should I write about to attract the crazies? Any ideas?