thoughts.


uh no, it’s really a question
September 7, 2009, 1:54 pm
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Dude

How much for these muffins?

Dude’s Friend

Is that code, or are you serious?



more quotes, yo
May 9, 2009, 10:48 am
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Nick

If you’ve got boobs, we’re signin’ ’em!

Winn

…and the first thing I saw was was “all nude male review” in blinking lights and giant stars over crotches!



oh wow
April 12, 2009, 6:26 pm
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Kelly-Ann

So, I told you that I sat next to a woman on the plane that works for the top fashion house in Milan, right?

Me

Yes!

Kelly-Ann

Well, we talked for a while and I finally got the courage to ask her… “What do you think about Project Runway?” She said that she liked the show, and I was like “LEGITIMIZED!”



another great encounter
April 12, 2009, 12:43 pm
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Drunk Guy… walks by, turns around, and starts to speak

Do either of you have a cigarette that I can bum?

Kelly-Ann and me

No, we don’t smoke.

Kelly-Ann

If you go down the street and turn right, there are a lot of people smoking over there.

Drunk Guy

What about a beer?

Kelly-Ann

Uh, I don’t keep any of those in my purse, either.

Drunk Guy

… Wanna go get one?

Kelly-Ann and me

No.



ohhh sillypants
April 5, 2009, 9:20 pm
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Girls

Hey Winn!!!

Winn

Hi! How are you?

(walks outside)

….sluts



sooo hard
February 27, 2009, 9:22 pm
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Me (to Kelly-Ann)

“Remember the time that you tried to say “hat?”



Ho-Bucks
February 21, 2009, 7:18 pm
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Kelly-Ann

“I want to open up a coffee shop with hos.”

Melanie

“Like Ho-Bucks?

Kelly-Ann

“No, like Hooters…. with coffee.”