madlibs, hellz yeah
February 25, 2009, 4:00 am
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Dear Kelly-Ann,
I don’t really know how to tell you this, but our romance is over. I think that night you picked your nose in your car, and I saw you ignore my father. I’m sure you’re open enough to understand that Santa doesn’t exist. I’m returning you toe ring to you, but I’ll keep your glass eye as a memory. You should also know that I never will forget that night and I’m scratching my butt as you read this.
Best of luck on the sex change,

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