NCIS article
November 16, 2009, 10:10 pm
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My roommate Kelly-Ann wrote an article about getting a job with NCIS on Associated Content, and the comments that people post are HILARIOUS. You should check them out here.


translators are great
September 23, 2009, 5:37 pm
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Melanie: jestem oglądania telewizji (CSI) z kelly-ann
Michal: hah CSI jest do dupy, ale kelly ann to fajna laska
Melanie: kelly-ann lubi pokazać
Michal: co lubi pokazac?
Michal: swoje dobra?
Melanie: tak

in English –
Melanie: I’m watching CSI with Kelly-Ann.
Michal: haha CSI is shit, but Kelly-Ann is a nice girl.
Melanie: Kelly-Ann likes to show off.
Michal: Show what?
Michal: Her goods?
Melanie: Yes.

I mean to say that she liked THE show.

uh no, it’s really a question
September 7, 2009, 1:54 pm
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How much for these muffins?

Dude’s Friend

Is that code, or are you serious?

August 22, 2009, 10:10 am
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youtube surfing, again.
May 18, 2009, 2:28 pm
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My mom and step-dad just left for the beach today, so I am left here at home to take care of everything (sister, house, dog, plants, etc.). I just remembered that daytime television is really boring (unless you are under the age of 10), and I am no longer amused by talk shows. Because of this, I have been youtube surfing… and it has brought up some absolute GEMS!

You don’t really need to understand Spanish to see why this one is so great.


To be continued (I’m sure)….

May 6, 2009, 10:54 am
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I’m sorry, I had to do it.

madlibs, part 2
May 3, 2009, 12:35 am
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This is what boredom can do.

An Odd Animal

The Smellanizer is an animal that has lime green fur with lavender spots on its knees and toenails. Its tail is shaped like a(n) remote which it uses to whistle trees. An adult Smellanizer may weigh more than 123, 213,000 pounds and stand over a bijillion feet high.

The Smellanizer can be found only in South Africa and Lichtenstein. Although its favorite food is pizzas, it also likes to eat glasses. If you ever see a(n) Smellanizer, be sure not to ever sing “”Baby Got Back”.” That song makes it crunchy. Instead, give it a few pizzas and be on your way.

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