mommy week
May 21, 2009, 10:11 pm
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For the last week or so, I’ve been at home sister/house/dog/plant sitting. I didn’t remember how bad daytime television was until I sat through 2 seasons of America’s Next Top Model… episodes that I had already seen even!

The horror.


youtube surfing, again.
May 18, 2009, 2:28 pm
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My mom and step-dad just left for the beach today, so I am left here at home to take care of everything (sister, house, dog, plants, etc.). I just remembered that daytime television is really boring (unless you are under the age of 10), and I am no longer amused by talk shows. Because of this, I have been youtube surfing… and it has brought up some absolute GEMS!

You don’t really need to understand Spanish to see why this one is so great.


To be continued (I’m sure)….

boredom at its finest
March 19, 2009, 10:07 pm
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My roommate and I were bored, so we decided to search for “[Our names] likes to” on Google.

My favorite one:

“I’ve told you before how Melanie likes to crawl up in my lap and pull all 6 of my chest hairs, watching my eyes closely for the first sign of pain, which is the point. But now she has sort of expanded her horizons. Now she runs her hands down inside the neck of my t-shirt and feels around and then announces ‘Mooooom, Dad gots boobs!‘”