November 12, 2009, 10:52 pm
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Frankie has been super happy lately, except he has a bad habit… He stares at me constantly while I’m reading. It’s actually kind of creepy. I’m thinking about making a “creeper stare” montage of all of my Frankie staring pictures. I can imagine it turning out like all of those picture-a-day sequences on YouTube.

It’ll be great!


translators are great
September 23, 2009, 5:37 pm
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Melanie: jestem oglądania telewizji (CSI) z kelly-ann
Michal: hah CSI jest do dupy, ale kelly ann to fajna laska
Melanie: kelly-ann lubi pokazać
Michal: co lubi pokazac?
Michal: swoje dobra?
Melanie: tak

in English –
Melanie: I’m watching CSI with Kelly-Ann.
Michal: haha CSI is shit, but Kelly-Ann is a nice girl.
Melanie: Kelly-Ann likes to show off.
Michal: Show what?
Michal: Her goods?
Melanie: Yes.

I mean to say that she liked THE show.

uh no, it’s really a question
September 7, 2009, 1:54 pm
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How much for these muffins?

Dude’s Friend

Is that code, or are you serious?

August 22, 2009, 10:18 am
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Bernhard sent me this one. I had to post it!

This ad was made with no script. The director was asked to interview two students that were friends from different races, and this is what was captured.

August 22, 2009, 10:10 am
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August 19, 2009, 10:27 am
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I was procrastinating on the internet and came across this video. Synesthesia is defined as “a condition in which one type of stimulation evokes the sensation of another, as when the hearing of a sound produces the visualization of a color.” This video is a short, artistic representation of Synesthesia. Enjoy!

it’s like ghostbusters… but roachbusters
August 16, 2009, 9:44 pm
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I seem to have a lot of stories lately that are post-worthy! This is one of them. Haha!

Kelly-Ann and I went out to dinner with a group of friends. When we got home, Kelly-Ann went into her room to get ready for bed. Soon thereafter, I heard an “eekkk!!”

“Melanieeeeeee there’s a giant roach in my bathroom!!”

I’m the roach killer of the apartment, so I ran to her room. She showed me where it was and I prepared myself for battle.

“Can I use this??” I asked her, holding up a make-up compact.


“Can I use this??” I asked her, holding up her contacts case.


“Hm. Can I use this??” I asked her, holding up her contact solution bottle.


Then I squished it. It moved mid-swing, so I only smashed it’s lower half with the bottle. Guts were everywhere and it was ugly.

… but I got it!