boredom at its finest
March 19, 2009, 10:07 pm
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My roommate and I were bored, so we decided to search for “[Our names] likes to” on Google.

My favorite one:

“I’ve told you before how Melanie likes to crawl up in my lap and pull all 6 of my chest hairs, watching my eyes closely for the first sign of pain, which is the point. But now she has sort of expanded her horizons. Now she runs her hands down inside the neck of my t-shirt and feels around and then announces ‘Mooooom, Dad gots boobs!‘”


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