while watching a soccer match…
February 18, 2009, 5:13 pm
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“I like your boots!”


“Thanks! I grew up on a farm.”


with bacon and cheese?
February 15, 2009, 5:36 pm
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“Last night I dreamt of potato soup.”

February 15, 2009, 10:50 am
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Love Stories from Mentalfloss

valentine’s day is today.
February 14, 2009, 7:37 pm
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Of course Hussein wasn’t a threat then, we were America and invincible and no band of cave-dwellers or their allies is going to be able to touch us. The Bible – They could have scrapped the rules and the other crap and boiled it down to: Love everyone, feel bad when you hurt them! Goodnight everyone.

Cuz I seriously have no clue what’s going on in your life, and I hate that. I pine for the days that we’ll lie in bed while the rain pours down and the shadows fall across the ceiling and the nights when the thunder crashes so loud.

Sure, he holds a grudge and hits batters with the ball, but still – when you’re a baseball-playin’ studmuffin, who cares?

When I get on the plane I look around to find those that are at ease. I am still trying to get my brain and spirit around all the stuff I encountered there.

While their distinctive style still remained, they now sounded like a band, instead of four musicians playing different things at the same time. Ayukawa’s guitar playing still showed that combination of old-skool blues and funk, but she now showed a greater understanding of her art. At one point I thought I was going to have to drag myself to A & E but I didn’t end up doing that.

I made this using a random blog generator. Pretty nice, I know.

reed, timothy.
February 14, 2009, 7:33 pm
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yyyeaaaah boooyy!
February 12, 2009, 7:43 pm
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“One time on the bus, there was a woman that thought she was flava flav….. it was bad.”

top searches
February 10, 2009, 10:52 pm
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FINALLY! I have some good “top searches” to share…. where to start?

  • dream interpretation chasing girl
  • dream interpretation mountain lion
  • dream analysis of throwing people down elevator shaft?
  • dream interpretation
  • two women in a truck

They still aren’t as funny as “elf in a briefcase,” but I think I’ll live. Hopefully there will be more where these came from.