sooo hard
February 27, 2009, 9:22 pm
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Me (to Kelly-Ann)

“Remember the time that you tried to say “hat?”


i want one that says “this is my butt”… on my butt
February 27, 2009, 1:02 pm
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That Tattoo Doesn’t Mean What You Think it Means

madlibs, hellz yeah
February 25, 2009, 4:00 am
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Dear Kelly-Ann,
I don’t really know how to tell you this, but our romance is over. I think that night you picked your nose in your car, and I saw you ignore my father. I’m sure you’re open enough to understand that Santa doesn’t exist. I’m returning you toe ring to you, but I’ll keep your glass eye as a memory. You should also know that I never will forget that night and I’m scratching my butt as you read this.
Best of luck on the sex change,

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slang 101
February 24, 2009, 1:57 pm
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Lately, my friend Tom and I have made it our life mission to teach our friend Omar some cool American slang words/phrases. I am constantly thinking about important phrases that I should add to our little lessons, and thus thinking about how strange our slang really is. For example, we’ve taught him such phrases as; “I’m going to drop the kids off at the pool,” “I’m gonna open up a can of whoop-ass,” “You got beef with me?” and “Oh, snap!” We should get a noble prize for this…

February 21, 2009, 7:18 pm
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“I want to open up a coffee shop with hos.”


“Like Ho-Bucks?


“No, like Hooters…. with coffee.”

silly japanese kids’ shows
February 19, 2009, 1:14 am
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this is beginning to become a trend
February 18, 2009, 9:53 pm
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Kelly-Ann (via AIM)

” it’s weird tho… cuz the guidebook is all like “and this place is really romantic”… and im like well i wanna go there but it seems awkward to go to a specially romantic spot… w/ your dad