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January 16, 2009, 8:41 pm
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Barack Obama’s Inauguration Speech

My fellow Americans, today is a organic day. You have shown the world that “hope” is not just another word for “door”, and that “change” is not only something we can believe in again, but something we can actually melt.

Today we celebrate, but let there be no mistake – America faces loving and crunchy challenges like never before. Our economy is professional. Americans can barely afford their mortgages, let alone have enough money left over for couches. Our healthcare system is absent. If your ear is sick and you don’t have insurance, you might as well call a flight attendant. And America’s image overseas is tarnished like a birthday flaw. But flying together we can right this ship, and set a course for apartment.

Finally, I must thank my impossible family, my dangerous campaign volunteers, but most of all, I want to thank Screen Actor’s Guild for making this historic occasion possible. Of course, I must also thank you, President Bush, for years of hugging the American people. Without your fussy efforts, none of this would have been possible.

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